Candy Crush - Episode 7
“Could we all approach this lady at the same time or just come together to form an alliance?” I thought to myself. But either ways, we were all doomed
Finally, Esohe came out. She was putting on a red gown. She had a beautiful hair too that could make any man in his right sense trip and fall.
“Hello!” “Hello” “Hello”, there came the starting phrase from the three of us. Using the same words for a start just showed me how boring we all were . “At least they aren’t better than me with words.” I said within myself. But with stature, I was probably the strongest, only that it was an irony.
Seeing us, she smiled. At that moment, I knew it was either going to be a battle of words or a battle of blows. I could easily choose the former, as my “strong” stature would make me the greatest looser in the latter.
So here we are. Battle of words. I threw the first punch.
“Esohe, just as your name goes, you are really a free gift of nature, specifically sent to men like me who are totally capable of making you fall in love and rise in happiness and fulfillment”
“Well, he may be right, only that angels like you are not programmed to fall before you rise again. You don’t have to fall in love with me beauty
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. Just stand, walk or fly in love with me and you will never regret you did” The second guy said.
“Well, I respect the imaginations of these two. Only that, their thinking is a little bit too streamlined to comprehend the radiation of your beauty my princess. You shouldn’t fall, stand, walk or fly.
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. Just sit, while I do all of those for you.” The last guy said.
That moment I knew I was doomed. “I think their punchlines were better than mine” I said within myself.
But, Esohe was to be the judge and make a selection of who she was pleased with.
In a bid for her to show more of her swag before she speaks, she swung her hair for all to move to the back as it is in the movies. Unfortunately, she forgot she was putting on a wig. It fell off and we could no longer recognize the babe we were fighting for. The middle of her head shone like the sun during its hottest temperature.
“Could this be the Esohe I wanted to die for?” I said to the other guys. I got no reply as they were probably more confused than I was. We all walked home that day disappointed. She wasn’t really the beauty we fell in love with.
Gladys asked me in church the following week “So you mean you never loved her?”
“Love? With that head? I don’t think it was love my dear. It was just crush and now am over it” I said
“So what about my Akpevwe?” She asked
Then putting my hands the pocket of that my well-ironed trouser, I said “Well, if what I had for Esohe was just crush and not love, so also should yours be. Just accept it. We all have been crushed not loved”
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Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh Lmaooooooooooo I have laugh tire. This ending is just epic. Well done o, amazing!
This is serious indeed.i don laugh tire self.
lol. lwtmb. This people sef ehn. That's really funny
Mmmmh am left in suspense
Hehehe, love kor. l like this story
Laff yaff finish me o
Waooo,Good work, more grace ur elbow very interested syory
Hahahaha.... This na serious matter, beautiful piece.
Interesting
Haha..... OMG, this is so hilarious. I love this. You have really made my night. Kudos to you Mr Uhunoma
Funny
Hahahahahaaaaaa. Wow. U made my day. Have been moody but after reading this, mehn lol
Dis guy no serious at all.. Hahahahahahahahah
Hahahaha, what a world we live in. Esohe just had this guys throwing punchlines like baseball. Lmao like mad. Well Done bro!
Candy crush saga LoL
Honestly I dnt no wat made me read ds story probably d title, but OMG, I laffed sotee I wan cough, lol, ds is d shortest story I ve read and wow it is Episcopalian redefining, no mind my grammar pls, carry goooooooo, welldone
OK this story is funny Dammmn GOD Bless you
Am not with my self again the way am laughing since morning am tired of laughing thanks for this you made day
right now i am laughing my fucking ass off like i have gone nuts....though short but it's funny and interesting
Lol that was the funniest story I've ever read!
I can't fit laugh ooh
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I swear i don laff tire
chai omo laugh wan kill me for my house
Hahahahaha omg!!! This is very funny ooo
Kudos
very very funny nice one bro