My Nysc Diary season 2 (The Exodus of once upon a corper)

MY NYSC DIARY SEASON 2
WRITTEN BY: I AM OLAOLOWO
EMAIL: [email protected]
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TITLED: LIFE AS A CORP MEMBER IN IBADAN AND THE PRIMARY PLACE OF ASSIGNMENT
To all those that usually occupy like 5 chairs, just to reserve seat for their friends during SAED lectures, I hope you now work in a restaurant where you make seat reservations for customers.
To all those guys that would occupy 2 chairs and when a fellow guy ask them for a seat, they will refuse but will gladly give the seat to a girl….I hope you are now married to the girl.
To all those who did “eye service” in camp and forming familiarity with the camp staffs and Soldiers in order to be posted to a good place for PPA….I hope you now work at Shell petroleum plc.
To all those who hustled for every post in camp-Platoon leader, social leader, sport leader, room leader, toilet leader…I hope you were finally retained in camp.
To those people wey carry parade for head, marching from morning till night screaming Prey shun!… I hope you have now been enlisted into the Nigerian Army.
To those who seriously paid attention to the SAED lectures…. I hope you still remember everything you were taught.
To those people who were forming O.B.O at mamee market that night after the first alowee was paid… . I hope you still have change (Not Buhari’s change)
To those who suddenly don’t drink pure water (sachet water) again when they were in camp… I hope you are still consistent with buying bottled water.
To those girls forming posh in camp… I hope you have been able to attract Van vicker.
To those announcers at OBS, forming foreign accent, I hope you now broadcast 10’o clock news at channel TV.
To those people who stayed coded, observing on ghost mode…. I hail o
This is a beginning of another life after camp. It’s my life experience AS A CORP MEMBER IN IBADAN
LIFE AS A CORP MEMBER IN IBADAN

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  • My Nysc Diary season 2 (The Exodus of once upon a corper) - Episode 1

  • “Ibadan people will have an accident, stand up, curse the driver, then fall down and die” 8th of January 2016 was the much awaited date most redeployed corpers i...
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  • My Nysc Diary season 2 (The Exodus of once upon a corper) - Episode 2

  • “A typical Ibadan man sprays all his money at a party and treks home” 19th of January was here! 9.10am, I was at the secretariat at Agodi putting on my NYSC Kit....
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  • My Nysc Diary season 2 (The Exodus of once upon a corper) - Episode 3

  • “The world cannot end tomorrow because Ibadan girls still use spoon to drink viju milk” Name: I am Ola Olowo PPA: Rural day grammar school Local go...
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  • My Nysc Diary season 2 (The Exodus of once upon a corper) - Episode 4

  • “Ibadan girls know more INCANTATIONS than bible verses, #Fact#” Those were my two best subjects in my secondary school days. Even though I have currently lost in...
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  • My Nysc Diary season 2 (The Exodus of once upon a corper) - Episode 5

  • “With current recession, an Ibadan parent will still collect tithe and offering during morning devotion.” Even I myself didn’t know when I joined them in l...
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  • My Nysc Diary season 2 (The Exodus of once upon a corper) - Episode 6

  • “If an Ibadan man was the owner of blackberry, BBM smileys would have had tribal marks.” THE FIRST ALLOWY God bless my able country Nigeria! Goddy and I h...
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  • My Nysc Diary season 2 (The Exodus of once upon a corper) - Episode 7

  • “It is only in an Ibadan fast food that you will see “Meat pie N120….Meatpie (With Gen) N1500” I just kept quiet and I waited till it got to my turn...
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  • My Nysc Diary season 2 (The Exodus of once upon a corper) - Episode 8

  • “Ibadan boys are free because their girls think KFC is a football club” THE OBS HANGOUT AT THE ZOO IN THE UNIVERSITY OF IBADAN It was a bright Sunday morn...
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  • My Nysc Diary season 2 (The Exodus of once upon a corper) - Episode 9

  • “Struggles are required in order to survive in life, because in order to stand up, you gotta know what falling down is like” I no fit cry as a big boy. That was ...
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  • My Nysc Diary season 2 (The Exodus of once upon a corper) - Episode 10

  • BREAKING NEWS! KFC closes all branches in Ibadan. Report says people just come in, take pictures and leave.” I checked out my department all round and I could see just...
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  • My Nysc Diary season 2 (The Exodus of once upon a corper) - Episode 11

  • “One Ibadan girl just said TFC and KFC are twin brothers. Taiwo and Kehinde friend chicken. I cried” Initially I was lost. I couldn’t see the lion but I wa...
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  • My Nysc Diary season 2 (The Exodus of once upon a corper) - Episode 12

  • “Ibadan babes be like “ afe lo se soping (shopping) nisoprite (shoprite), se emo telewa? (we want to go and sop in shoprite, will you follow us)” Corper, c...
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  • My Nysc Diary season 2 (The Exodus of once upon a corper) - Episode 13

  • “Ibadan girls can still ask someone in a BBM group “are you on BBM?” I managed to stand up and took him to where our pot of soup was. I could hear Godwin s...
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  • My Nysc Diary season 2 (The Exodus of once upon a corper) - Episode 14

  • “It is only in Ibadan that driver use hand to trafficate even when the car trafficator is still intact…You will be hearing “So poo rowo mi? (Will you say you did...
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  • My Nysc Diary season 2 (The Exodus of once upon a corper) - Episode 15

  • “You sent her 1k recharge card, she loaded it and now flashed u. U with only N30 on your phone will now call her and ask her if she has loaded it… Bro come forward, No...
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  • My Nysc Diary season 2 (The Exodus of once upon a corper) - Episode 16

  • “Simple Maths, If you have N2OO and your girl has N50, she now has N25O” #Fact# Flashback We were in the staff room gisting and talking aftersome couple o...
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  • My Nysc Diary season 2 (The Exodus of once upon a corper) - Episode 17

  • “Gala is now N70, Handkerchief is now N70, Titus Sardine is now N300, smallest detergent is N30, Smallest bread N80, Egg roll with half egg N80, Is the trumpet not ready to b...
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  • My Nysc Diary season 2 (The Exodus of once upon a corper) - Episode 18

  • “The brain is the most outstanding organ. It works for 24 hours, 365 days, right from your birth until you fall in love. Then the foolishness starts” I saw Goddy...
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  • My Nysc Diary season 2 (The Exodus of once upon a corper) - Episode 19

  • “Some guys that I know will wear a pant for good five days. When he is about to sit on a chair he looks for handkerchief to clean it up. Your stupidity demands 7 days crusade...
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  • My Nysc Diary season 2 (The Exodus of once upon a corper) - Episode 20

  • “They will always applaud a white Doctor who took over 24 hours to turn a man into woman but will overlook a black woman that can turn you into a lizard within 3 sec”Oy...
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  • My Nysc Diary season 2 (The Exodus of once upon a corper) - Episode 21

  • “They applauded the white man that discovered the airplane that travelled to London in 7hrs but overlooked a black woman that can travel to London in 30min… Oya tell m...
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  • My Nysc Diary season 2 (The Exodus of once upon a corper) - Episode 22

  • “To all the guys breaking up and giving rubbish excuses to their spouses just because of Christmas, the thunder that want to fire you ehn is still doing warm up” ...
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  • My Nysc Diary season 2 (The Exodus of once upon a corper) - Episode 23

  • “Girls should keep writing “where did we first meet” until the day your doctor will slide in your comment and reply” The Day you come for an abortion. That ...
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  • My Nysc Diary season 2 (The Exodus of once upon a corper) - Episode 24

  • “For those girls that sleeps on mat and when a guy proposes them they will be quick to ask for Iphone instead of a bed or mattress. Your head no correct” OBS: Og...
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  • My Nysc Diary season 2 (The Exodus of once upon a corper) - Episode 25

  • “When I go to someone’s house and they tell me to make myself at home. The first thing I do is throw them out because I don’t like visitors” THE ESCA...
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  • My Nysc Diary season 2 (The Exodus of once upon a corper) - Episode 26

  • “Foreign Lecturer’s Pride: 80% of my students made A’s 9ja Lecturer’s pride: I gave 90% of my students F’s (Idiots) Within some minutes,...
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  • My Nysc Diary season 2 (The Exodus of once upon a corper) - Episode 27

  • “Out of all lies, I LOVE YOU is my favorite” Immediately we heard that, you don’t need to be told what to do, Goddy and I picked race. At that point, Usian...
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  • My Nysc Diary season 2 (The Exodus of once upon a corper) - Episode 28

  • “The economy in Nigeria has become really bad that even the black woman who used to give food in the dream have stopped” THE RESCUE We were taken to Alado...
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  • My Nysc Diary season 2 (The Exodus of once upon a corper) - Episode 29

  • “Because someone don’t have N50 for transport fare, he trekked and trekked under the hot sun until his shadow left him and entered bike” Recession! Few min...
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  • My Nysc Diary season 2 (The Exodus of once upon a corper) - Episode 30

  • “Some village old woman can teach history ehn! You greet an old woman and she tells you the story of your life. Afternoon Mam then you hear, come, come, is this not Alao the ...
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  • My Nysc Diary season 2 (The Exodus of once upon a corper) - Episode 31

  • “You hurt those who care about you. You then force yourself on those who don’t give a s--t about you. Somehow…Tell me one reason why thunder won’t fire you...
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  • My Nysc Diary season 2 (The Exodus of once upon a corper) - Episode 32

  • “He broke your virginity, you did 5 abortions for him, you dated him for 6 years and he later married your friend. My sister, feel free to use him for rituals” O...
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  • My Nysc Diary season 2 (The Exodus of once upon a corper) - Episode 33

  • “Mum shouted at you and you said-Momsi, free me jor! Then your boyfriend scolded you and you began to cry…Please my sister, come forward! Come! Come! Let me pray for y...
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